05/24/2018
Weekly Standings for 05/23/2018
| 1 | Burger of the Month: If Looks Could Kale Burger | 53 |
| 2 | 5 is the Mediocriest Number | 52 |
| University of Inwood Mayflower Pressed Powder Compact | 52 | |
| 3 | Pork Rolleigh Fingers | 50 |
| Seaman Cumming to Suck Your Nectar | 44 | |
| Plan H | 43 | |
| Ye Olde Spring Chickens | 37 | |
| Chairman May's Little Red Shoes | 35 | |
| 2 Heads Are Better | 30 |
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