06/08/2012
Thanks for the missive
Evil Mr. Phil,
Your letter was very kind. I'm sorry to have missed such an amazing night at the IRCPQ. I missed you too as I sat through breast feeding class. That's right. Breast feeding class.
Sincerely,
OJ the Impostor

I hope you learned a lot in the class, and I'll just remind you to bring enough for everyone next week.