Last night in an unforeseen twist, Consistently Mediocre divided their forces and formed the Consistently Mediocre But Better team. We all wondered to ourselves, who will win this battle of mediocrity? What would it mean if the "But Better" faction scored less points? Would that make them more mediocre, and therefore "better"?

I forget what I was going to say, but ultimately The Red Shoes held onto their formidable halftime lead and ended up back in the winner's circle. There are lots of high scores already just two weeks into this five week month. Tune in next week for... something.