01/02/2014
Weekly Standings for 01/01/2014
| 1 | Elopements and Deployments | 51 |
| 2 | The Last Stand of Robert Magaw | 48.5 |
| 3 | Duke Silver and the Cones of Dunshire | 48 |
| Woman and Husband | 48 | |
| Buck Futter | 47 | |
| Huzzah! Seaman Cumming All Over Your New Year | 45 | |
| Bitches and Moes | 44.5 | |
| Cradle Robber and Grave Digger | 40 | |
| The Mexican Coke Heads | 40 | |
| We Couldn't Agree On a Name | 37.5 | |
| Bloombito's Last Stand | 36 | |
| Plan D | 32.5 | |
| We Already Dropped the Ball | 32.5 | |
| Keep Your Stupid Comments In Your Pocket | 30 | |
| Trivia Against Humanity | 20 | |
| Curly Tee | 18 | |
| Trivialis Has Left the Building | 1 |

