Tonight's quiz promises to be a special one. Tonight the IRCPQ is falling victim to a hostile, birthday takeover by quiz regulars Mary O'Shag and Molly McButter.

I'm sure you all have questions:

• Why is this happening?
• How will this affect me?
• Who names their kid Molly McButter?
• What the @#$%^-ing &^%$ is the @#$%-ing hint of the week?!?!?!

Oh. Right. The hint of the week.

Here it is.

Picture this: Edward Scissorhands channelling Buster Keaton